Brains.

Hey, answer me this. Did I really just see the cast of The View swarm upon and gorily devour Elizabeth Hasselbeck's brains after she claimed that the E. coli-tainted Taco Bell food was "probably caused by gay marriage"? Or did I just dream that?

If I dreamed it, please don't tell me.

Brains.

As a rotting, stinking carcass reanimated in a violation of all that is good and holy, I sometimes have self esteem problems.


It helps to have someone to look down on.