Thursday, December 14, 2006

Brains.

Hey, answer me this. Did I really just see the cast of The View swarm upon and gorily devour Elizabeth Hasselbeck's brains after she claimed that the E. coli-tainted Taco Bell food was "probably caused by gay marriage"? Or did I just dream that?

If I dreamed it, please don't tell me.

11 Comments:

Blogger Ben said...

I'm pretty sure that it happened exactly like you said. Well, almost. You left out the part where Rosie lifted up her gore-splattered face to say, "Ching chong ching chong taco bell ching chong. Ching chong more brains ching chong.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/12/15/people.rosie.odonnell.ap/index.html

7:43 AM  
Blogger King of Fredlonia said...

Ooooh. Does E Coli. turn you into a zombie?! Does gay marriage turn you into a zombie?! Awwwwwsome.

2:40 PM  
Blogger Redzilla said...

I would so gay-marry a zombie.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

This may be the only place where "The View" and "brains" occur in the same sentence.

7:34 AM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

I'm waiting for Trump to go on View and snarl at Rosie some more. Then his hair will jump off his head and eat Barbara Walters' brains.

7:46 AM  
Blogger The Retropolitan said...

Zombie Tom, we need more stories.

5:50 AM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

my brain hurts

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dude more post plz

8:06 AM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

Tom, have you seen the trailer for FIDO?


OMG

10:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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3:30 PM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

BRAINS.

7:26 AM  

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