Saturday, June 11, 2005


I went over to my neighbor Bob the zombie's house today to play some Hot Shots Golf 3, and some jerk human had decapitated him.

Well, that's just great! I guess I can kiss that brain I loaned him goodbye.

Now I'm going to be grumpy all day. Man, if you have a brain, you do not want to run across me for the rest of the weekend, because I will eat it so fast, you don't even want to know!


Blogger Gordon said...

Have you considered eating Pauly Shore's brain? I hear he rarely uses it, and you'd be doing the world a great service.

Speaking of which, have you eaten the brains of some of my co-workers? They often act as if they don't have any brains, and thought maybe you had gotten to them first.

4:58 AM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

I think I'll skip Pauly Shore. It would probably make me sick. I already ate Carrot Top's brain, and I was in the bathroom for, like, a week.

8:27 AM  

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