Sunday, June 05, 2005

Brains.

All right, who took my brains? I was eating those.

Here's what I'll do: I'll turn my back, and count to three, and whoever took the brains can return them anonymously. No harm, no foul.

One.

Two.

Three.

DAMMIT!!

[EDIT: 11:48] Oh, now I remember, I ate those brains yesterday. Never mind.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom,

I posted these earlier, don't know if you saw them or not, after all, they aren't brains.


1) as a follow up to my other questions, Whose brains wouldn't you eat?

2) as a zombie, what scares you, besides lack of brains?

3) It's you and Rosie O'Donnell on an island, would you still eat her brains?

4) If you could choose any historical figure of note to dine on, who would it be?

Thanks a bunch, Just had my brains eaten and am new to this thing.

12:07 PM  
Blogger Dr. Jekyll said...

My brains are being eaten by drugs...I love it!

12:11 PM  
Anonymous 27 said...

oh yes, jekyll, fried brains are the best!

3:05 AM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

Dr. Jekyll -- were you at that Widespread Panic concert?

As to the questions:

1. To paraphrase Will Rogers, I never met a brain I wouldn't eat. In fact, I'd eat Will Rogers' brains. If there's any left. (Long as he's not a zombie. Zombie brains are no good.)
2. Rosie O'Donnell.
3. As quickly as possible. But I'd make sure I ate 'em all, or she might become a zombie, too.
4. All of them.

7:51 AM  
Blogger God_is_in_America said...

Zombie etiquette:

Question: if i am eating someone's brain and a fellow zombie comes by unexpected, should i give him (her) a piece of mind?

10:09 AM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

G.i.i.A. -- It's nice to share. Unless it's brains. You keep those brains for yourself!

11:14 AM  
Anonymous brainy trey said...

i took it. every brain you dont finish ill take to make mine bigger and you cant have my brain

4:03 PM  

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