Tuesday, June 07, 2005


Now that I've been turned into a brain-eating zombie, cursed to wander the earth, aimlessly, ceaselessly, mindlessly, with no hope or comfort, nothing waiting for me other than the promise of eternal damnation should someone have mercy and end my miserable existence for me, do you know what I regret about my former human life?

I should've watched more TV. A lot more.

Watch TV, kids! Watch it while you still can! Watch it like there's no tomorrow!!


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