Thursday, June 09, 2005


I'm homesick. I could go for a plate of brains the way mom used to make them.

That's what I was talking about when I said her brains were delicious. She knew just the right way to prepare them. You didn't think when I said I ate her brains that I meant I ate her brains, like, out of her skull, did you? You did? You're sick!


Blogger Greg said...

You still ate her brains, didn't you? Probably used her recipe to prepare them.

8:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aha! I've caught you in a zombie lie! Zombie Tom said, "My mother says I look just fine. At least, she did before I ate her brains." So eating the brains she prepared for you made her stop telling you look just fine? Perhaps because you got some brain on your shirt?


1:29 PM  
Anonymous A. said...

Um, 2 questions:

1. What are the best tasting brains? How do you determine which brains are good or bad?

2. Is it true that I could only kill you by shooting off your head or catching you on fire?

10:55 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

Greg -- not true! I love my Zombie Mom.

TheCrwth -- if you're looking for continuity here, boy, are you barking up the wrong tree.

A. --

1. Baby brains. Well, you asked! It's because they haven't done all that much thinking yet. Too much thinking makes brains bitter. That's why I prefer dumb guy brains. Which is good, because they're the easiest to catch.

2. I can only be killed by a silver stake shot through my heart, fired from a kryptonite gun.

8:13 AM  

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