Brains.
I'm homesick. I could go for a plate of brains the way mom used to make them.
That's what I was talking about when I said her brains were delicious. She knew just the right way to prepare them. You didn't think when I said I ate her brains that I meant I ate her brains, like, out of her skull, did you? You did? You're sick!
posted by Zombie Tom @ 6:01 AM
4 Comments:
You still ate her brains, didn't you? Probably used her recipe to prepare them.
Aha! I've caught you in a zombie lie! Zombie Tom said, "My mother says I look just fine. At least, she did before I ate her brains." So eating the brains she prepared for you made her stop telling you look just fine? Perhaps because you got some brain on your shirt?
TheCrwth
Um, 2 questions:
1. What are the best tasting brains? How do you determine which brains are good or bad?
2. Is it true that I could only kill you by shooting off your head or catching you on fire?
Greg -- not true! I love my Zombie Mom.
TheCrwth -- if you're looking for continuity here, boy, are you barking up the wrong tree.
A. --
1. Baby brains. Well, you asked! It's because they haven't done all that much thinking yet. Too much thinking makes brains bitter. That's why I prefer dumb guy brains. Which is good, because they're the easiest to catch.
2. I can only be killed by a silver stake shot through my heart, fired from a kryptonite gun.
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