Sunday, May 08, 2005


It's Mother's Day. I miss my mother. Her brains were delicious.


Blogger 101Aether101 said...

HA HA! I used to have a shirt that I made that said that! Awesome you are!

1:22 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

Congratulations! You are the first person ever to comment on my new blog. As a reward, I promise never to eat your brains. Unless you are close by, and I'm hungry. Which, let's face it, is always.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so glad you are going public with zombietudeness. I have so many questions.

1) Is there a difference between say a physicist's brain and a Walmart clerk's brain?

2) Do you get angry when you eat the amygdala? This is where anger is stored in the brain.

3) Boxer or briefs?

4) What makes Zombie_Tom cry?

5) With all of your horrific experiences, and being a creature of the night, and given the world's moral decay, if I put acetate in my gas tank, will I get more mileage?

6) You always see zombies dressed in black, dreary, dirty, torn, mud cakes clothes. Why don't zombies steal the clothes of their victims? If zombies wore more decent threads, you may get a better public image.

If you answer with just the word "brains" to these questions, I will be forced to turn myself into a zombie and come over ther and gnaw off your hands so you can't type any more. And don't tell me you already ate your hands, because I see them in the picture.


3:31 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

1. The Wal-Mart clerk's brain is half off.
2. I get angry when people say the word "amygdala."
3. Nope.
4. No brains.
5. That doesn't make any sense, dude. You are cruisin' for a brain-eatin'.
6. My mother says I look just fine. At least, she did before I ate her brains.

Any further questions may be addressed to me in person. Don't wear thick headgear.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Mistrmind said...


The other white meat.

5:49 AM  

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