Braaaaaaains!!
Don't get me wrong: I mean, I'll eat small intestine if there isn't any brain left. I've been known to snack on an eyeball, or a stomach, or even an appendix (it's the jalapeño pepper of internal organs!). But if I had my druthers, I'd really prefer to get me a heapin' helpin' of brains.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 11:17 AM
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If you are what you eat, I should be, like, about a thousand pounds of brains. And about three hundred pounds of kidneys, livers, pancreases, hearts, colons, lungs, and other assorted organs. But mostly brains.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 12:55 PM
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It's times like this that I wish I had been more frugal with my brains-eating, and maybe saved up some brains for a rainy day.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 2:41 PM
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Most zombies won't eat dog brains, but I tried some today, and they weren't half bad. I went almost two minutes without wanting to eat more brains.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 6:36 PM
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BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAAAAAINS!! BRAINS! BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS!! BRAAAAIIINSS!!! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS! BRAINS!...
posted by Zombie Tom @ 9:41 AM
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I know I've said this before, but I really would like to eat some brains some time soon. Like, within the next minute or so.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 5:45 AM
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I ran into my former upstairs neighbor today. The one who always came home late at night and cranked up the rap music when I had to work early the next morning. He was still alive. I totally ate the hell out of his brains. It was satisfying, but not really out of any sense of vengeance. I just liked eating his brains.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 8:01 PM
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I can't even taste the brains, really. The zombies who turned me pretty much made a feast of my innards. The pieces of brain I ingest just kind of fall out of a hole in my stomach. Maybe that's why I'm always hungry.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 7:21 PM
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