Brains.

If I had known Twitter was going to be such a big thing, I would have registered @brains or @zombietom or something when I started this blog 8 years ago. (Or when Twitter was invented, rather. This blog, amazingly, predated Twitter by over a full year.)

As it is, I had to settle for @hotshotsgolf3fanbutreallyazombiewhoeatsbrains. Follow me!