Brains.
I was telling a friend of mine about the Harry Potter Legos video game I've been playing (I like to play as Dobby). He interrupted me to say, in the smuggest voice possible, "The plural of Lego is Lego."
I was telling a friend of mine about the Harry Potter Legos video game I've been playing (I like to play as Dobby). He interrupted me to say, in the smuggest voice possible, "The plural of Lego is Lego."
I'm so embarrassed. All these years I thought the Eurythmics song was called "Here Comes The Brain Again." Some guy at karaoke told me last night. I ate his brains, but I appreciated the correction.
I'll admit I cried during Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, when Dobby the Elf died. But only because I didn't get to eat his brains.
I'm trying to sell 7-Eleven a Slurpee flavor I invented: Wild Cherry Brain Freeze. It tastes like cherries. But with brains.
Have you ever eaten something cold too fast and gotten "brain freeze"? Your brains aren't really frozen. I should know, I spent all day outside a 7-Eleven chomping on people who had just gotten Slurpees. At best, their brains tasted slightly like Mountain Berry Blast.
I've been watching House of Cards on Netflix. I've decided I want to talk directly to the camera like Kevin Spacey does. So I hired a cameraman to follow me around and capture my wry asides.
I see there's a Kickstarter project to make a Veronica Mars movie. I have mixed feelings about this. I was watching the TV show when I got zombified. I was only halfway through season 1. I still don't know who killed Lilly Kane!
Everyone knows Abraham Lincoln was a vampire hunter, but did you know he wasn't the only president with such tendencies?
I had to stop having "game night" at my house once all my friends figured out what I mean by "come over for some Cranium."
Finally got around to seeing Jennifer Lawrence in Zombie Linings Playbook. I know everyone else totally dug it but I thought it was a far too superficial look at zombieism and how it can affect relationships with loved ones. I mean, there was hardly even any brain-eating. I bet there was more dancing than brain-eating! What's that all about?
This whole "sequester" thing has got me thinking, maybe I need to make some cutbacks as well. From now on, I will eat 7.9% less of your brains. Provided you volunteer them immediately. And I get to eat the other 7.9% too.