Friday, November 11, 2005


I'm a mindless, soulless, rotting husk of what used to be a man, propelled not by intelligence, but by an instinctive, insatiable hunger for human flesh, animated by some inexplicable dark evil... and even I could program better than the people at Fox.

Let us all hope that, like myself, Arrested Development rises from the dead and stalks the Earth once again. Perhaps on basic cable.


Blogger Clayton said...

wow you've kept this joke going quite a while... Note I too have a zombie blog.

2:16 AM  
Blogger brainpoop said...

You should go eat their brains for such a stupid decision.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Roxy said...

The only problem is that the people at Fox don't have brains you could eat...

12:14 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Flyboy said...

I too hope it rises from the dead. It's a great show.


11:52 PM  
Blogger bluewyvern said...

Why does everything I love die?

And stay dead?

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why have you stopped? Where are you? I neeeeeed you!

12:53 PM  
Blogger Private Ejaculations said...

Tom, it wouldn't be right for ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT to return as a revenant, stumbling brainless and rotting around the network. It might eat the brains of other tv shows and start a plague of zombie tv shows. All the commercials would be for brains.

6:09 AM  
Blogger zombielogic said...

Thomas L. Vaultonburg of here to say I'm a hippopotamus and I got noodles on my back.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous Brains said...

Brains. Brains.

Brains? Brains.


9:25 AM  
Blogger Private Ejaculations said...

MORE BRAINS! Also, didja see the first chapter of CELL by Stephen King posted online? Made me want to eat somebody's brains.

6:21 AM  
Anonymous brains said...

brains brains brains


8:05 AM  

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