Saturday, August 27, 2005


I'm going to my buddy Zombie Joe's wedding today. He's marrying a mummy, which has made his family a little uncomfortable. But I say, hey, as long as they're happy killing people together, that's all that matters.

I got them a gift from their wedding registry at Bed Bath & Beyond the Grave. It's a cerebellum baller. It's like a melon baller, but for... well, you get the idea.


Blogger Cassarass said...

A boquet of brains would have been a nice touch also.

9:06 PM  
Blogger Crobuzon said...

Hope she isn't one of those foul-mouthed mummies. Being bound and gagged in a box for a thousand years is pretty irritating. I've heard some of those mummies can really curse.

1:59 PM  

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