Brains.
A bunch of zombies attacked American Idol.
Man, I wish I'd been there! That's gonna be, like, the Woodstock of zombies, and I missed out. Oh, well, as long as someone ate the brains of that freak Clay Aiken.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 11:10 PM
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Yes, but the article says zombies aren't real.
Undead wannabes. How sad. Some people just have no patience. Not dead yet? Just wait.
And listen, if any zombie out there intends to take a crack, heh heh, at Clay Aiken's brains, I strongly advise them to bring lots and lots of hot sauce. Because that is gonna be one bland brain.
Zombie Tom,
You might want to reconsider eating Clay Aiken's brains - the man is afraid of cats.
If you do, bring plenty of Pepto Bismol, because I hear zombie heartburn ain't pretty.
Hey Zombie Tom, check out the work of this guy: Bannister. He made a zombie love story as comics. :)
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