Monday, August 29, 2005

Brains.

A bunch of zombies attacked American Idol.

Man, I wish I'd been there! That's gonna be, like, the Woodstock of zombies, and I missed out. Oh, well, as long as someone ate the brains of that freak Clay Aiken.

4 Comments:

Blogger Becky said...

Yes, but the article says zombies aren't real.

9:41 AM  
Blogger Private Ejaculations said...

Undead wannabes. How sad. Some people just have no patience. Not dead yet? Just wait.
And listen, if any zombie out there intends to take a crack, heh heh, at Clay Aiken's brains, I strongly advise them to bring lots and lots of hot sauce. Because that is gonna be one bland brain.

10:56 AM  
Blogger Gordon said...

Zombie Tom,

You might want to reconsider eating Clay Aiken's brains - the man is afraid of cats.

If you do, bring plenty of Pepto Bismol, because I hear zombie heartburn ain't pretty.

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Bibi said...

Hey Zombie Tom, check out the work of this guy: Bannister. He made a zombie love story as comics. :)

5:21 AM  

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