Wednesday, July 13, 2005


I got the possum out. I lit a tree branch on fire and shoved it into the hole in my gut and smoked the little critter out. Last I saw he was scampering away with what appeared to be my appendix.

Also, I smell like an oak pit barbecue.

And I'm still hungry. Hmm... I wonder what possum brains taste like?


Blogger Private Ejaculations said...

Tom - Possums have no brains. Watch one for a minute or two and you'll see what I mean. Good thing you didn't try the schnapps, then; alcohol-based possum remedies make you flammable. Remember, you don't really need an appendix to have a long and happy afterlife.

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