Brains.
I spent four hours at the Department of Motor Vehicles today*. As I shuffled through the doors -- as usual, mindless, purposeless, bereft of compassion or reason -- and took a look around, I realized I had never felt so at home before.
I got a job application.
It seems like I'd fit right in, but the application is hard. I'm thinking about lying on question #3: "Do you enjoy eating human brains?" I suspect it's a trick question. I'm going to say "No: I eat human brains, but I don't enjoy it."
That job is as good as mine!
*No reason. I just like it there.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 10:35 PM
3 Comments:
I would have expected you at the DMZ (Dept of Mobile Zombies)
Dwayne -- there's no such thing as the DMZ! Now you're just making a mockery of the very real experiences of zombies everywhere.
GSB -- this post tells you what you need to do to get a link.
Hey Tom, any good movies opening this weekend?
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