Brains.
Well, I'm back from vacation, and I brought back my new pet with me:
His name is Bub, and he's a zombie dog! Friendly, too. He always politely sniffs your hand before mauling the holy living hell out of you. Good doggie!
Thanks to Shane for pointing my way to the adoption agency. Can you believe people are giving them away? It's the same old story: they create these wonderful, undead, uncontrollably violent, bloodthirsty, brain-eating hell beasts, and then they decide that they don't make good pets for children. Ridiculous! Oh well, their loss, my gain.
Some of you may recall that I have a kitty cat who is also named Bub. I guess I should say I had a kitty cat. He doesn't really need the name anymore; new Bub totally ate the hell out of old Bub. Bad doggie! Now who's going to chase all those zombie mice?
posted by Zombie Tom @ 5:31 PM
13 Comments:
Hey,
I am a first time poster here. Just wanted to say that I like the site. It may seem strange that a Archangel is posting on a zombies blog, but.... I think that we are both semi-intelligent supernatural beings. Both dark an light must exsist.
Bub's dead, Baby;
Bub's dead...
Anyways, i wonder how stinky can be an undead cat...
Archangel: Think you can talk to the Big Guy about my whole no soul/eternal damnation thing? That's the kind of thing that'll bother a zombie late at night. If there's nothing good on TV.
G_i_i_A: Bub's undead, baby. I have the sneaking feeling I still haven't seen the last of him.
Sure. I will talk to the big man. It shouldn't be much of a problem, you seem to be a fairly nice guy...errr...Zombie. As for nothing on tv late at night. Just keep back up shows on tivo
Welcome back. Your new pet is so very cute. Where do you live again? I may need to move far, far away.
Yeah...answer roxy's question. Preferably with GPS coordinates.
Oh, btw...your dog has a pretty eye. Does he have two?
Archangel: thanks for the good word!
Roxy: I think Bub's cute, too. And don't bother trying to move. You've heard of bloodhounds? Well, Bub's a brain hound. He can track your brains cross country if he has too. Good puppy dog!
ZombieKiller: I live in one of those cities that has convenient access to every other city and/or state, but is impossible to locate on a map. Like The Simpsons. And as for my dog's missing eye: what can I say, I was feeling peckish. I would've gotten the other eye, too, but Bub got a hold of my lower intestine, and we played tug-of-war with it for about seven hours.
Glad to see you made it back. Very cute dog. I'd get one if, you know, I was ready to be dog food.
Tell us, how was California's brain country? Find any favorite vintage?
"I would've gotten the other eye, too, but Bub got a hold of my lower intestine, and we played tug-of-war with it for about seven hours."
Ah...a boy and his dog.
Its so cute. I want one. Heaven can never have to many guard dogs. And since its undead it will be hard for any demon to kill.
Oh yeah I forgot. I linked to you from my blog
wait im your mailman and im about to go by your house...uhoh what tha AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! ZOMBIE TOM GETYOUR DOG OFA MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!ooops never mind i dont want you to eat my brain well maybe i do but tody i dont.your coming anyway arent you?
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