Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Brains.

Can I get serious here for a moment? I know I like to have fun here with my little weblog, but if you will humor me, I'd like to make a statement, and I'd appreciate your earnest and respectful attention.

Thanks. Ahem:

GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS RIGHT NOW!!! I AM SO DAMN HUNGRY!!! BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNSS!!!!!!

Whew! I feel better now.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Christopher said...

Tom,

Have you considered a national telethon to raise money to buy brains? Something like Live Aid, except more like Dead Aid.

12:42 AM  
Blogger God_is_in_America said...

I don't have a brain. Inside my skull there's only a note, written by God himself, saying "I'm Sorry"...

5:55 AM  
Blogger Keith said...

Can't help ya, brother. When God was giving out brains I thought he said "trains" and missed mine.

Now's the part where you laugh. Hysterically.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Archangel_Rokan said...

GIIA: God realy is sorry.

Tom: IF you really are that hungry I geuss I could let you make my job easier by letting you kill some sinners for me and eating their brains.



"I kick ass for the Lord"

6:17 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

Christopher -- I already did that, it was called Live 8, maybe you heard of it? Yep, that was all about brains. You didn't really buy that nonsense that it was about the G8 Summit (whatever that is), did you?

GiiA, Keith -- I will have to crack open your skulls and examine these notes for myself before I believe you.

Rokan -- Everyone's a sinner, so I guess I've already been doing your work for you.

12:07 PM  
Blogger God_is_in_America said...

Tom;

How about a certified CT Scan instead of craking up my skull?

12:59 PM  

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