Brains.
Can I get serious here for a moment? I know I like to have fun here with my little weblog, but if you will humor me, I'd like to make a statement, and I'd appreciate your earnest and respectful attention.
Thanks. Ahem:
GIVE ME YOUR BRAINS RIGHT NOW!!! I AM SO DAMN HUNGRY!!! BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAINS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNSS!!!!!!
Whew! I feel better now.
posted by Zombie Tom @ 5:54 PM
6 Comments:
Tom,
Have you considered a national telethon to raise money to buy brains? Something like Live Aid, except more like Dead Aid.
I don't have a brain. Inside my skull there's only a note, written by God himself, saying "I'm Sorry"...
Can't help ya, brother. When God was giving out brains I thought he said "trains" and missed mine.
Now's the part where you laugh. Hysterically.
GIIA: God realy is sorry.
Tom: IF you really are that hungry I geuss I could let you make my job easier by letting you kill some sinners for me and eating their brains.
"I kick ass for the Lord"
Christopher -- I already did that, it was called Live 8, maybe you heard of it? Yep, that was all about brains. You didn't really buy that nonsense that it was about the G8 Summit (whatever that is), did you?
GiiA, Keith -- I will have to crack open your skulls and examine these notes for myself before I believe you.
Rokan -- Everyone's a sinner, so I guess I've already been doing your work for you.
Tom;
How about a certified CT Scan instead of craking up my skull?
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