Friday, May 20, 2005

Brains.

If I had known my career path would lead me into brain eating, I probably wouldn't have wasted those three years getting my Masters' in Art History.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Zombie Tom,

Since you were so generous last time, I have more questions for you.

1) Why aren't there more Zombie support groups? I mean I saw an ad for a lesbian zombie support group, but we can't all be lesbians.
2) Have you ever considered doing an advice column? I bet there a lot of
zombies out there who need a little advice from a level headed zombie such
as yourself.
3) Are you angry about the lack of zombie representation in the media or
government? I know I would be if I were a zombie.
4) Do you hate wind chimes as much as a zombie as you did when you were alive?
5) If a zombie is trying to eat my brains and I fend him or her off by
chopping off their legs, is that a hate crime?
6) Is it brain or brains for the singular organ located in the head? A
zombie would know.

TheCrwth

4:09 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

1. Speak for yourself.
2. I advise more brain eating.
3. Frankly, you'd be surprised at how many zombie representatives there already are in the media and government. Matt Lauer? Totally undead. Geraldo Rivera? Undead as a three-dollar bill. Dick Cheney? May possibly never have been alive to begin with. Hilary Clinton? Half-undead (on her mother's side.)
4. Wind chimes make fine Mothers Day gifts, as long as you don't live with your mother.
5. No, have at it! It won't help you, anyway.
6. I don't cares what you calls 'em, I just likes to eats 'em.

4:59 PM  
Blogger Anatolia Blue said...

I probably wouldn't those three years getting my Masters' in Art History.


Zombie Tom, I love you and I want to have your zombie babies.

Signed,
The Girl Getting a PhD in an equally useless topic.

5:39 PM  
Blogger Zombie_Tom said...

I love you and I want to have your zombie babies.

I'm down with that, but in all fairness you should know: I will try to eat their brains. And yours. It'll be in the pre-nup.

7:44 PM  
Anonymous VulcanInsanity said...

Don't worry. You can make loverly artwork with the brainless bodies! I'd suggest using the stomach acids for metal etching, just to get rid of it so you can handle the rest easier.

~VulcanInsanity

"More brains for your bite, pre-marinated in alcohol for that extra zing."

4:07 PM  
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