Thursday, May 19, 2005


Hey, the new Star Wars opens today. I probably won't go see it (the manager complains that I eat too many brains), but I will say this.

I'm a mindless zombie, bereft of any cognitive faculties or free will, my decaying, blood-and-oxygen-deprived brain only able to generate the single dim impulse to acquire (and consume) more brains... and even I could've written a better movie than Phantom.

I'm just sayin'.

Jar Jar sucks!