Monday, April 10, 2006


I am going to eat the brains of every single person who is responsible for the "Silly Little Fairy" commercial for Dodge.

I am so not even kidding about this. Those people have forfeited their brain privileges.


Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

Tom, you'd have to put all their brains together to even have a light snack.

6:01 AM  
Blogger Private Ejaculations said...

"Los Angeles, CA (AP) -- Police were called today to the offices of Stinkum & Schnauzer, a media consultancy firm, to investigate a mass murder. Police found Jane Stinkum, 32, and Philbert Schnauzer, 41, lying in pools of blood. Police investigators said there were 'abnormalities' at the crime scene, but declined to give details pending investigation. They confirmed, however, that DEATH TO FAIRIES was found scrawled in blood, leading investigators to suspect a hate crime."

Tom, what have you done now?

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tom . . . are you still, um, "alive?"

12:37 PM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

I've beefed up security around my place just in case. I left a can of pork brains in a beartrap outside my bunker.

1:51 PM  
Anonymous j.nak said...

I bet he's off eating
this movie reviewer's brains for writing such a review of the fine documentary piece Goremet: Zombie Chef from Hell. Some people are so live-ist.

10:50 AM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

Hey! I was in that movie. I played the brain.

8:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My brain is already gone, geek.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are a mad bad litle zombies tom !! ;) don't eat brains, eat humains, lol, ... is that so good ;)

5:08 AM  
Blogger Chinedu Opara said...

Have you ever had African brains?

4:17 PM  
Blogger Donovan S. Brain said...

Tom is an equal-opportunity fiend. He'll eat brains from any ethnic group, creed, or color.

8:20 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Hey, Tom,

Are you still posting?

10:58 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Just wanted to let you know that I love the blog.

Brains, Yo.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Just wanted to let you know that I love the blog.

Brains, Yo.

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Patty said...

You are the best brain-eating zombie (are there any other kind?) around! More please?
Thanks for pointing to this Ben!

4:02 PM  

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